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ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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fierceawakening:

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

……………

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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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faithful-viewer:

I’m still cooking.

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the-official-princess-club:

The Princess Club

Episode 87

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WINGS OR DIDN’T HAPPEN

—me on Gadreel’s death (via chabulous)
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regenerationitsalottery:

RTD-Era Meme

8 scenes: [6/8]

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amtrax:

yourdefensiveyandere:

amtrax

It’s a SUGAR GLIDER~!

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